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Andy and Amy’s Haunted Ship Adventure

Andy and Amy’s Haunted Ship Adventure


– NORMALLY,
AROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR, I SEND MY WRITER AMY ALONE
TO A HAUNTED HOUSE, BUT THIS YEAR, I DISCOVERED
SOMETHING EVEN BETTER: SENDING MY PRODUCER ANDY
WITH HER. LAST WEEK, I SENT THEM BOTH TO THE HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS
AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS. IT WAS EVEN BETTER
THAN I IMAGINED IN MY WILDEST DREAMS. IT ALREADY HAS OVER
4.5 MILLION HITS ON YOUTUBE. AND THE OTHER DAY, I THOUGHT,
“WELL, LET’S KEEP DOING THIS.” SO I SENT THEM BOTH TO
THE QUEEN MARY’S DARK HARBOR… [cheers and applause] WHICH APPARENTLY
IS EVEN SCARIER, WHICH MAKES ME EVEN HAPPIER. LET’S WATCH. [sinister carnival music] – HI, ELLEN. WE’RE AT THE QUEEN MARY’S
DARK HARBOR, AND ANDY AND I ARE ABOUT TO GO
THROUGH THE CIRCUS MAZE. – IT’S CALLED THE CIRCUS MAZE?
– ARE YOU READY? – WE’RE GOOD.
– OKAY. ANDY, YOU HAVE TO GO FIRST. OH, NO! I DON’T WANT TO DO THIS. I DON’T WANT TO DO THIS.
ANDY! – IT’S FINE.
WE’RE GOOD. WE’RE GOOD. – I DON’T LIKE THIS ONE.
ANDY. I DON’T LIKE THIS. – IT’S JUST MIRRORS. – [screams] NO!
NO! NO.
I CAN SEE IT. – IT’S FINE.
IT’S FINE. – [screams] – IT’S FUNNY. HA-HA!
IT’S FUNNY. HONESTLY, JUST–
IT’S FUNNY. FUNNY.
OKAY. – OH, MY GOD. ANDY! – WE– MIRRORS.
GOT IT. – ANDY, GO, GO.
ANDY, GO. – IS THIS NORMAL?
– [screams] [all screaming] – AMY.
– [screams] OH, MY GOD. – GO. [both scream] – HOW MUCH–
– OKAY. – HI.
OKAY. ONCE I SEE ‘EM–
– GO, GO, GO. – ONCE YOU SEE ‘EM,
IT’S NOT BAD. IT’S THE– – [screams] – ARE WE– IS THIS THE RIGHT WAY? OKAY. – WHERE’D THAT CHICK GO? [screams] [all screaming] YOU GO! GO! ANDY! – I SEE YOU. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. – [cackling] – HELLO? – STOP. – [screams] [both laugh] – THANK GOD WE MADE IT. [all scream] WE’RE GOOD.
WE GOT IT. – ONCE THEY’RE OUT– – YEAH. – [screams] – STOP.
GO. STOP. – [screams]
– GET OUT. – STOP!
WE SAW YOU! – OKAY. – DO YOU KNOW
WHERE YOU’RE GOING? – NO, I DON’T– ‘CAUSE I DON’T–
– [growling] – OH, GOD.
OKAY. OKAY, NO.
I SEE YOU. [whip cracks] WE’RE GOOD.
I’M GOOD. [all scream] – OKAY. GOT IT.
I SAW YOU. GOOD. GOOD WORK. – ANDY, PLEASE WAIT FOR ME. – I’M–WHERE AM I GOING? WE’RE IN A CIRCLE! [whip cracks] – [cackling]
– [screams] ANDY!
– JUST– – ANDY! – [screams] – ANDY.
ANDY? [both scream] – THAT’S IT?
WE’RE GOOD? – OKAY.
I THINK WE’RE GOOD. – OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, NOW. – I DID IT. [all scream] – ANDY.
– OKAY. STOP IT, YOU [bleep] WEIRDO! THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
– THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] – OH, WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ALLISON SWEENEY. [cheers and applause]

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