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Helen Mirren Carnival Barks Jon Batiste (And Kisses Stephen Again)

Helen Mirren Carnival Barks Jon Batiste (And Kisses Stephen Again)


I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE SOMETHING
OF A CARNIVAL BARKER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER. THERE’S A DIFFERENT NAME IN
ENGLAND.>>I WAS AT THE CONVENT SCHOOL
SO I WAS A GOOD GIRL –>>YOU WERE AT A CONVENT SCHOOL?>>YES.>>Stephen: YOU CAN EVER THINK
ABOUT TAKING THE ORDERS?>>YOU KNOW, I DID. WHEN I WAS ABOUT 11 OR 12.>>Stephen: OH, YOU WOULD BE
SUCH TROUBLE ON THOSE YOUNG POISE YOU WERE TEACHING. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO HARD ON
THEM.>>IT WAS AN ALL GIRLS’ SCHOOL. BUT ANYWAY, IT WAS A SORT OF
SATURDAY JOB. YES, I WORKED AS A BARKER IN THE
LOCAL. BECAUSE I GREW UP IN THE SORT OF
THE BRITISH EQUIVALENT OF CONEY ISLAND. IT WAS A SORT OF SEASIDE RESORT
SORT OF PLACE WITH CARNIVALS AND RIDES AND STUFF LIKE THAT. SO I WORKED IN THE CARNIVAL FOR
A WHILE.>>Stephen: WHAT DID YOU DO? SORT OF LIKE, STEP UP! STEP UP! SHE WALKS, SHE TALKS, SHE CRAWLS
ON HER BELL AS A REPTILE. GORILLA, GORILLA! COME INSIDE!>>I DID WHAT WAS GLOAN 91 AS
BLAGGING. I WAS ON A DART STALL.>>Stephen: EXACTLY, LIKE–
LIKE A CARNIVAL WHERE YOU THROW THE DARTS THAT HIT BALLOONS AND
STUFF LIKE THAT.>>SO I HAD TO GET PEOPLE TO THE
STALL, MY STALL, AS OPPOSED TO ANY OTHER STALL.>>Stephen: WAS IT LIKE HIT
THE BALLOON AND WIN A DOLL OR SOMETHING?>>YES.>>Stephen: WAS IT A TOTAL
RIP-OFF?>>YES.>>Stephen: SO YOU WERE A CON
MAN!>>YES, AND I BLAG —
>>A TATTOOED CONVENT WHO SPENT HER TIME TAY CONVENT SCHOOL.>>EXCUSE ME. SIR, DID YOU PARK AT THE GATE? DID YOU? I DON’T THINK YOU DID? COULD YOU COME HERE A SECOND? I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU
SOMETHING. DID YOU PARK IN THE GATE?>>Jon: YES.>>OH, GOOD. COME OVER HERE. NOW WE’VE GOT A VERY GOOD STALL
HERE.>>Jon: YEAH, OVER THERE.>>Stephen: SHE GOT YOU. JON, HELEN. HELEN, JON.>>Jon: HI.( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS )
>>Jon: SHE GOT ME.>>THAT’S BLAGGING.>>Stephen: HOW MUCH DIFFERENT
IS THAT FROM ACTING?>>IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME! YOU’RE SO RIGHT.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>THAT WAS WHEN MY CAREER
BEGAN. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.>>Stephen: HELEN MIRREN,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE TO
MEET YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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100 thoughts on “Helen Mirren Carnival Barks Jon Batiste (And Kisses Stephen Again)”

  1. One of the greatest moments on your programming; when the great Dame herself(auto to herElf) graced your staged and yo lips. Bam. You are boss.

  2. By the end of the show, Stephen was concerned. He'd actively kissed Dame Helen Mirren. When she came out onto the stage and kissed him, that could be easily overlooked. But he had reciprocated. In front of a live audience. And the cameras! Oh, dear God, Evelyn's GOING to see that! Will she be mad? Will she be forgiving? Will she high-five him? Will he tell her about it or just let her see it, as a surprise? He didn't know, not yet. The only thing he knew for certain: holy fuck, that was worth it!

  3. hilarious his wife is going to kill him though. lol maybe not for the first kiss but he leaned in the second time

  4. Stephen Colbert lucky bastard. Helen Miren is the on grandma any man would love to smash. Just something about her

  5. I have a feeling..I have a feeling..
    Somebody will sleep on the coach tonight..
    Somebody will sleep on the coach toniiiiiight..

  6. Even with all that foundation on, you can still see Colbert turn a bright shade of pink at the end. XD
    Very rarely do you see him get flustered on tv, and Mirren definitely caught him off guard.

  7. Stephen probably went home and got freaky with his wife…the kiss was just enough to get him excited and his wife will be the benefactor. I will admit, the kisses were pretty sensual – soft lips, no hard pecks. They were tender. The kind of kiss that leaves you wanting more. He was right, she knows what she is doing.

  8. Mirren. a real Dame
    je ne sais quoi ♨ a.k.a. " dat somethin somethin" ♨ she exudes a restrained, intoxicating sensuality. rather mesmerizing. got no doubt she still do it very well.. n'often. Colbert! darn lucky ducky 💋

  9. She was goin IN! and she looks so smitten! I don't know who I'm more jealous of, Stephen because he's kissing a LEGEND or Helen because what a tall glass of water Stephen is!

  10. Damn that was even better than the first kiss. Beautiful woman, well spoken and goes without saying, top notch actress.

  11. Pffff! Dame Mirren just did him a huge favor. The Tonight Show evening viewership is comprised of older people and she just turned him into viewable eye candy. I love Stephen's wit and intelligence, but I never even though of him as a sexual being until Helen did that. Good for them… A man will prolly try to kiss him next. 😂

  12. My inner circles know Jon, and I've learned so much about him through how they speak so well about him. I question, based on that info, if this is rehearsed, or if he was genuinely confused.

    I vouch for genuinely confused. The clip is hilarious, regardless. I love it all!

  13. I screamed when he went in so honestly for a touch of her lips lmao !!!!! Ugh like I love the gentle intimate nature of that kiss, and I would be jealous if I was his wife, not of her but of him!!! Wish I could just feel the softness of my lady's lips lol

  14. Helen Mirren is 72 while Stephen Colbert is 53… That makes Helen a cougar!! Praying on younger guys! If Steve was 10, that would have made Helen a pedophile

  15. The only reason Stephen’s wife would be mad is because she didn’t get a kids either. You guys clearly don’t know what a badass couple Stephen and his wife are

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