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Hey Sarah, what’s your favorite thing about the Austin Film Festival? | bdg

Hey Sarah, what’s your favorite thing about the Austin Film Festival? | bdg


Hey Sarah, what’s your favorite thing about the Austin Film Festival so far? umm… I think it’s really— That really neat I like it because it’s warm enough to show off my jorts. (repeating the word “Jorts” to a techno beat)

95 thoughts on “Hey Sarah, what’s your favorite thing about the Austin Film Festival? | bdg”

  1. Lyrics:

    jorts
    jorts
    jortsjortsjorts
    jorts
    jorts
    jorts
    jorts jortsjorts (GIVE IT UP FOR THE JORTS)
    jor-jortsjortsjorts
    jorts
    jorts
    jorts
    j-jorts

  2. The old "blame it on the antihistamines" excuse. Don't worry the internet will only confront you about your drug usage once your content starts going downhill, so you're fine for now 😛

  3. last week i broke a pair of jeans at the knee. i was actually going to make jorts but i wouldn't have called them that. instead of making jorts, i threw the broken jeans in the trash garbage. and now, now i'm feeling remorseful and i wish i hadn't thrown my broken jortsable jeans in the garbage trash but i was feeling so hopeless and full of despair that nothing, just nothing matters anymore, and even if i made the jorts i would have to wait until next year to wear them because summer is all over for this year and i'm not going to wear jorts in winter, duh, and to be honest, i really don't even think there's gonna be! a next year, anyway!!

  4. It's 5am. I've watched this video 15 times in a row. Something has awoken in me that I didn't know was there. Thank you Brian David Gilbert I hope I run into you in brooklyn one day so I can show you my jorts.

  5. God, this is concerning. Also, I’d like to be known that if you plan on coming to Austin to show off your jorts, do not come in the August. It is far too hot to do anything but sit inside with the air conditioner on full blast.

  6. "The days of spring will surely bring the birds and the bees cavorting
    But since he is a gentleman, he'd much rather be jorting"

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